Lost Paycheck, Illness, Reccomendations and Black and Blue

Phew, long title. I actually have stuff to discuss. Well not discuss. More like rant about or point out. Okay.. here goes, grab some pirates booty and a coke and sit back...

1) I am missing a paycheck. Usually I get them in my mailbox on Fridays. Every friday. Yesterday's came today though. But the friday before, hasn't come yet! No one can do shit and it's pissing me off. The post office is so flip about it, "Oh it's just not possible we could have screwed up. We're inhuman robots!" Ah fuck off bitch, I found another persons mail in my box yesterday, and it's like the fifth time it's happened. I know the office sent it out, but putting a stop on it costs $30 and takes 3 weeks so by that time it could have gotten here.

2) I feel like SHIT. No, seriously. I feel so yucky. That's all.

3) You must read We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle by Celia Rivenbark. It's HYSTERICAL. Seriously. I am laughing at it constantly. She has a column in the local newspaper (she lives here) and I read it every Friday. I want to be just like her. Read it then tell me if you think I stand a chance.

4) Check out thee pretty blend, the theme was "favorite color(s)"

Lone Star State Of Mind...

Well this morning, around 4:55am I got bit while in bed trying to sleep, I say trying because I was having troubles. Anyway. I got bit by a Lone Star Tick. Ugly little fucker. Painful too. Carries Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. Hopefully I caught it before it could give me cooties. Stupid little fucker. It wouldn't die by my parents hands, so I took my athame letter opener and sliced and diced the little fucker. It actually bit me twice, and I felt the first one... at 2am. However I just brushed the sensation away (and in turn, the tick) and rolled over and went back to sleep. Would have done it at 4:55 too, but I had to go to the bathroom. Once I'd woken up enough in the bathroom to think about the TWO painful sensations I realized, I better look. So I did, and found the ugly, gross, nasty, dirty, *wiggins* little.. FUCKER! Once I'd done significant research I promptly went into hysterics. Crying, wanting to vomit, severe migraine, the whole thing. Feel a little better now. Head hurts, neck stiff, bite hurts a bit, and my stomach hurts a LOT. But I'm okay, I guess. Send me good wishes.

Here's some info: http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/iiin/tlonesta.html

Home Sweet Home

AH! Finally moved. And man does it feel good.